Suck Harder: The Barrel

a fish, a barrel, and a smoking rejection.
Updated WHENEVER we get a submission.

the fish

The Barrel
Tunnel Vision
Courtesy of White-Gloved Mystery Man
January 10, 1997
Merge Right
Courtesy of Gangsta Barbie
September 30, 1996
Name Droppings
Courtesy of Stubb ex Machina
August 15, 1996
Dining with Cannibals II
Courtesy of Ponderous Goosey
August 8, 1996
Citizen Gates
Courtesy of An Entirely Other Greg
July 25, 1996

About The Barrel
"Suck Harder" is actively seeking submissions from qualified Suck rejects. If the great volume of rejected writers overcome their fear of being publicly flogged and actually send us their pieces, we'll archive them here, inside the (rotting) barrel.
Because if you've been rejected by Suck, maybe you should have sucked harder in the first place.
Send us your bounced content, along with an honest-to-god rejection notice from any one of the Sucksters (for authenticity's sake), and we'll publish your piece. The entire world will then know that you were rejected by Suck.
Unless, of course, we reject you.
Submissions should be in plain ASCII. We retain the right to edit for length, clarity or punctuation. We will not, however, correct spelling errors.

the barrel

the gun

harder.

the fish	*The Barrel* Tunnel Vision Courtesy of White-Gloved Mystery Man January 10, 1997 Merge Right Courtesy of Gangsta Barbie September 30, 1996 Name Droppings Courtesy of Stubb ex Machina August 15, 1996 Dining with Cannibals II Courtesy of Ponderous Goosey August 8, 1996 Citizen Gates Courtesy of An Entirely Other Greg July 25, 1996 *About The Barrel* "Suck Harder" is actively seeking submissions from qualified Suck rejects. If the great volume of rejected writers overcome their fear of being publicly flogged and actually send us their pieces, we'll archive them here, inside the (rotting) barrel. Because if you've been rejected by Suck, maybe you should have sucked harder in the first place. Send us your bounced content, along with an honest-to-god rejection notice from any one of the Sucksters (for authenticity's sake), and we'll publish your piece. The entire world will then know that you were rejected by Suck. Unless, of course, we reject you. Submissions should be in plain ASCII. We retain the right to edit for length, clarity or punctuation. We will not, however, correct spelling errors.
the barrel
the gun
`harder.`

a fish, a barrel, and a smoking rejection. Updated WHENEVER we get a submission.

a fish, a barrel, and a smoking rejection.
Updated WHENEVER we get a submission.